Bakery of DOOM

Hi there! You can call me Demon, but I'll respond to almost anything! I'm just a lovey lil toxger. I like to pretend I'm a super hero! (Though Pepper claims I am a Villain....) Most of the art on my theme is by my lovely gf Pepper!

❝ You are not designed for everyone to like you. ❞

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(via deionpage)

This should be our least concern but somehow it became our greatest.

(via lisarcharles)

❝ what a fucking loser ❞

- me, to me, about me (via protective)

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

aximili:

i’ll just take a seat here

wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

sdzoo:

Throwback Thursday - Hippo calf Adhama’s underwater ballet recital. Watch the video.

sousuke yamazaki: [protects friend against what he initially misjudged as a threat]
sousuke yamazaki: [gives pep talk to upset teammate]
sousuke yamazaki: [spends extra time coaching said teammate]
sousuke yamazaki: [helps someone else achieve the goal that he cant]
sousuke yamazaki: [in general actively makes an effort to be a good person]
fandom: i dont know hes kind of a dick

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

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